why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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