I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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