Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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