we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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