How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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