A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Come share oat with me in your robe
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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