R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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