She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So many bounce houses so little time
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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