Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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