This girl is more easily done than said...
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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