I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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