so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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