all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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