covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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