I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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