so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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