Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Hippo gnu deer
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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