Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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