I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
