can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
