dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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