Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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