I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I can't trust your balls anymore.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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