we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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