thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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