My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
