I'm lost and stupid without you.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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