I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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