stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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