what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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