it was like his penis was on wheels.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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