So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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