I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
And then he peed in my hair
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