I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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