she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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