It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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