Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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