I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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