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Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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