Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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