i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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