then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
