I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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