Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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