In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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