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• (714): View more from California

  i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day

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  ahah at least you got away with it

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  nope...my gran was the one who informed me

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me

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• (949): View more from California

  Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.

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