Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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