I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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