would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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