maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
no. you can't hotbox the world.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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